Thursday, June 16, 2005

Christine Aguilera's role in the war on terror

And who said she is a good for nothing hoochie mama?
Last week, Time magazine “reports on the interrogation of Mohammed al
Qahtani at Guantanamo Bay, who is widely believed to be the so-called 20th
hijacker, a compatriot of Osama bin Laden and a man who had tried to enter the
U.S. in August 2001 to take part in the Sept. 11 attacks … The quizzing now
starts at midnight, and when (al Qahtani) dozes off, interrogators rouse him by
dripping water on his head or playing Christina Aguilera music.”

This week we learned that the 20th hijacker was also subjected to...RAP MUSIC!
On another occasion, not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely
loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before.

This is a truly American innovation, turning the worst of American popular culture into a crime fighting tool. I'm all for it.

GITMO should be having Pauley Shore movie festivals 24x7, Pet Shop Boys reunion concerts, Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem every morning, Richard Simmons leading daily calestenics. Think of all the crime fighting weapons at our disposal!


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